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creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

by Teratogen February 07, 2013


soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 10, 2011


ansi standard pizza

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)

It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!

by Teratogen November 21, 2010


magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 26, 2011


jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 03, 2010


famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013


laffyhahas

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

by Teratogen June 25, 2011