oof

A sound that a Robloxian makes when they go commit die in a game called Roblox.
A noise that you can make when someone or something inflicts damage upon you.

Oh no! I committed oof!

Oof! Why'd you punch me?

S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.

Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.

When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.

When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Get freaking illegal

The action to become freaking illegal.
1.) Commit an illegal activity and be sentenced to at least 10 years in prison.
2.) Get deported.
3.) Say anything offensive to The United States of America.

Friend: I'm playing google snake game rn.
Later....
Friend: *dies in snake*
Me: What's wrong?
Friend: GET FREAKING ILLEGAL!

Fortnite

1.) THE SINGLE WORST GAME IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.
2.) A pile of shit.
3.) Cancerous garbage that 9 year olds and immature adults are addicted to.
4.) A game that doesn't deserve popularity.
5.) A PUBG Rip-off.

Mom: Billy! Stop playing Fortnite! You've been playing it for over 26 hours without stopping!
Billy: MOM SHUT DA FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO GET A VICTORY ROYALE!
Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A VICTORY ROYALE!?
Billy: SHUT DA FUUK UP! GET ME A DRINK, SLAVE!
Mom: *Gets a gun*
Billy: OH U THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME!?
Mom: *Shoots Billy*
Billy: *Dies*

One Punch Man

A bald boi who can fucking kill anyone and anything in one punch. He's so powerful in fact, that there's never a single moment when he's at his limit or uses his full power.

Hey dude did you see One Punch Man the other day?

Hell yeah it's freaking awesome. I wonder when there will actually be an enemy strong enough for One Punch Man to actually have to try to defeat.

Gibbawamba

It's an insanely huge number that can also be spelled like this: {X,100,2(1)2} & 10. This is a number mathematicians coined that continues the pattern of dimensional array-arrays - the value is believed to be at the order type of the large Veblen ordinal in the fast growing hierarchy.

Mathematician #1: I just discovered a new number!
Mathematician #2: Excellent work! What did you name it?
GIBBAWAMBA
Mathematician #2: FFUUUCCKKIINGGG...... GEEEENIIUUUSSS!!!!!!!!