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The phlegm which is rasped up into the gob from inside the chest and released from the mouth during a football match. Mostly in winter months when there is a cold with production of green mucas. It comes up like a bullet and leave in said manner as well - occasionally landing on someone.
Ref, that bastard just put a grogger on my shirt...the clatty bastard!!! Get him off before I go radio rental!!
A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.
Keep your trousers tight, thats a world reknowned dekegger over there
The flow of saliva from ones mouth down the chin. Can be seen at its best when a slack jawed yokel stands gawping at something the desire...and a dribble of saliva runs from the mouth and falls off the chin..
Check out that slevering idiot!!
A group of people who profiteer during a pandemic and buy up all the supplies of hand sanitiser and food, then proceed to sell it at extortionate prices on various online sales outlets. A petition has been set up to name and shame these DICKHEADS!
Look at these DICKHEADS with a trolleys full of toilet roll and sanitiser!!! Scratch their car with you're keys!!! No, take a pic of the REG plate and post it online!!!!
The hand with which you have rubbed the head of you're unwashed penis to climax is known as the "BiffedHawn" - e.g you have Biffed yourself hand-wise, self abuse. It now has a vomit inducing scent that should be washed more thoroughly than a coughed in hand.
FFS eeeewwwwwww!!!!! whos got the biffedhawn!!?
Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.
A despicable scumball that puts greed above all else. They never have enough money and pretend they're doing things for good reasons but instead are after further financial gains. They pretend to be charitable, but have an eye to what they get from it themselves. Never out of the papers with his stick insect of a wife and talent-less kids....
Your selling hand sanitiser for 100x the price???? In a pandemic?? You fucking deebee!!!!!