The protagonist of Five Nights at Freddy's: Tales from the Pizzaplex #5; The Bobbiedots Conclusion's first short story, GGY
person 1: yo who's your favourite fnaf character
person 2: uhh, lolbit idk?
person 1: what a basic bitch answer
person 2: FINE YOU WANT THE REAL ANSWER?? TONY BECKER FROM FNAF GGY IVE BEEN HYPERFIXATED ON HIM FOR A GOOD FIVE MONTHS NOW
person 1: who tf is that
The best game ever, only rivalled by homosexual intercourse
Person 1: ever played DSaF?
Person 2: YES I LOVE THAT.
what happened next was the equivalent of an a03 story with the tag 'toe scrunching sex'
my favourite character in all of fiction, I don't know why, he's fucking annoying as hell, but I also ship Kerdly, and I am him irl, my last name is Bradley, make the A an E, and swap the E and R and it's Berdley, also I too am smart kid who is a dumbass
Person 1: yo do you know Berdly from hit game Deltarune?
Me, Dylan Lex Bradley: WHEN THE WORLDS AT STAKE, AND THERE ARE LIVES TO SAVE, AND EVEN THOUGH I SHAKE MY HANDS AT GOD I PRAY, LET HER HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN I CAN PROVIDE, LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL, AS I TRY TO DO HER RIGHT
person 1: never talk to me again
The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel
You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call
The second best song from Starkid's 'The Trail To Oregon' beat only by Wagon On Fire
Person 1:yo have you heard of When The World's At Stake
Person 2: yeah it's really good, not as good as Wagon On Fire tho
The villain of Starkid's Black Friday (also known as Uncle Wiley)
Songs
- Tickle Me Wiggly Jingle
- Made In America
"my mentor, Wilbur Cross stepped into that portal and came out a raving lunatic, he pledged his undying allegiance to the forces within, and disappeared soon after"
- General John McNamara