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He love carpet.
He love desk.
He love lamp.
If you dont get that joke then go see Anchorman and then after that go see the 40 Year Old Virgin and then after that start watching The Office.
I like watching Steve Carell waxing his chest hair off.
This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.
Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!
A gang of gays that goes around not busting people for money or doing bad things, but insulting people about their clothing and furniture.
Uh oh lock your doors the gay gang is coming again.
A tunnel that is made through a pile of snow which accumulates when people pile up snow in one place that they removed from the street.
Yea I made a snow tunnel once. It was ten feet, nine inches long and it was so high and wide that my two friends and I could all fit into it...AWWWW YEAAAA!!!
The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.
I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!