W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t

Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES

Message spam

Message spam is NOT when someone is sending may messages as a part of a bigger message. It's when someone sends many annoying messages with repetitive content, commonly tags which cause a notification.

Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Guy 2: wtf stop the message spam

pron

You spelled porn wrong

Let's jerk off to some pron

yesn't

Used to indicate that something is quite the opposite of what is being specified
Synonyms: no

Also creates a paradox

Guy 1: Do you want that?
Guy 2: yesn't
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: what?

LOL

Lots Of Love

Often used with 😂

Guy 1: Your uncle died lol 😂😂😂😂
Guy 2: Oh no so sad lol to him 😂😂