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A poorly spelt way of saying,"What the hell?"
I don't think I need to explain it any more.
Person 1: I found a cat in my plant pot.
Person 2: Bro wat da hael.
I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
A classic Undertale meme where sans ends up burning water and burning down his and Payrus' house.
Uh Papyrus, I burnt the water
SANS HOW THE F*** DID YOU BURN THE WATER
I DON'T KNOW IT JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE
A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.
Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.
A way to big number that I cannot begin to explain.
Like seriously. I'm not gonna calculate it.
Person 1: What is the biggest number you know?
Person 2: A googolplexplexplex.
A popular dead meme where a man sang the words,"Why you always lyin?"
Popular within 2010-2012.
Person 1: Why you always lyin?
Person 2: Good one.
Listen here KRABS me and Squidard QUIT and we gave the formula to Plankton Laughs FUCK YOU.
SHUT UP MR KRABS SHUT THE FUCK UP