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A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.
This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!
Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!
A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.
I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example
7 cocks; 2 in the hut, 1 in the butt, 2 in the mouth and one in each ear or other extraeneous orifice of your choice
a penis so small that when it is in flacid state, it can not be seen by the naked eye
(similar to the innie and outie of belly-buttons)
guy 1: I hate my small dick, man
guy 2: how small?
guy 1: 3 inches
guy 2: Thats nothing! When I get out of the pool, mine's an innie!
A Proclamation to a girl with an awesome ghetto booty
(this sounds stupid until put into context- try it, and you will agree)
Damn, Dude! Look at the ASS on that girl!
"Ba-DOONST"!
Involves the anus, a nine iron, and a jar of mayonaise.
I gave her the Greasy Lee Trevino
The act of re-using a condom.
Just like a log cabin, the condom becomes shoddier with each use and will eventually break or fall apart
Two Guys at a Party:
Guy 1: Dude, theres a wasted chick downstairs that wants to NAIL me!
Guy 2: So what the HELL are you doing up here?!
Guy 1: I don't have a condom. Please dude, you Gotta help me!
Guy 2: Well, you can take one from my waste basket if you don't mind giving her a little Log Cabin action!