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An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
A glandlord is an old, morbidly obese and sweaty owner of an apartment building
occupied by young healthy adults.
After discovering who the peeping tom was, Mona told her glandlord she had already paid her rent snd he owed her money or free rent for all the unpaid shows he was enjoying.
1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.
Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
Franksgiving is literally hotdog dinner for thanksgiving. A little better version is having Turkey hotdogs on the big day.
Hey this inflation thing is really killing our holiday budget. Add to that bringing your entire work family, this is definitely going to be a Franksgiving!
A bowligarch is a person who has become very rich by creating useful ceramics.
Comrade Alexander received the order to supply all the dishes for all the Russian military bases. He will soon be a bowligarch.
Gorld is the world of only girls or women or women are more dominant than men.
Katie you have to run for President, the gorld needs you.
A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.
This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!