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A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.
Nick: Oh God...
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!
Jim: What?
Alexis: *Farts*
Jim: WTF was that?
Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart
A gathering of retards or fuckheads
and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.
A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.
Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house
Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait
Justin: What is it now?!
Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!
Justin: What? Why?
Nick: Mini Crunch
Justin: Why are you my friend again?
A crazy ass Orc Rogue who apparently could pull 12.5k DPS. Although pro in DPS his lacking personal skills resulted in him being rage hacked and reduced to a six foot tall green mail box dancer. Due to his inherent laziness and overall not caring attitude he as chosen to abandon his only contact with the outside world (His Guild) and leave the game which has eaten so much of his life.
Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?
"Where's Dreadstab?"
"He quit..."
"WTF?! LAME!"
"Know what's lamer?"
"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"
"wow..."