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Photosynthesis is when a PLANT ETAS THE FUCKING SUN stated by Pinoy u know when the plant does this weird dance and EATS THE WHOLE ASS FUCKING SUN smart trueee
Teacher: What is photosynthesis
Pinoy: OH I KNOW THIS IS WHEN A PLANT EATS THE SUN!
Also Pinoy: PLANT USE SOLARBEAM I MEAN PHOTOSYNTHESIS!
A long word that does not make sense. It is useless and you dont need it. It makes you sound smart so people will stop bullying you
Bob: Hey why you steal my lunch.
bully:I am bully.
bob: Well the photosynthesis of the cuddlesome potato peeler will undo the circumfrence of the racoons butt
That thing we learned about like 7 times in the public school education system.
"Hey what are you doing in bio"
"Photosynthesis"
"Haven't you already done that"
"Yup"
“Whoa look photosynthesis!”
“Damn homie I didn’t know flowers could be lesbians”
A word that makes you sound sophisticated when said.
Bro 1: What is your biggest secret?
Bro 2: Sometimes, I put big words into my sentences to make me sound more photosynthesis.
Bro 1 slowly backs away.
a rad process performed by plants to make energy, summarized by the song below (to be sung to the melody of ciara's "one two step")
<i>all bio students (echo "all bio students")
ohhh WEEEEEEEE
this is a bio fizzle
you better study-izzle
twizzete! nala!
the electrons are here, mrs. weiland
this LIGHT is...
energizing
so exciting
electron-izing
photon FRESH!
work those pigments
so green ahhh
go to P680 YES
pass it, don't stop it,
all chlorophyll get on
crank the energy flow
they're about to build it up
let me see that photosynthesis
i love it when they photosynthesis
everybody photosynthesis
they're about to build it up
this water is
so splitting, full of O2, make light reaction crave it
sunlight made it...
(yes we still need to work on it haha)
let me see you PHOTOSYNTHESIS
The process in green plants and certain other organisms by which carbohydrates are synthesized from carbon dioxide and water using light as an energy source. Most forms of photosynthesis release oxygen as a byproduct.
that plant be usin the photo.. photosynthesis on us. lets burn that bitch b4 it go all crazy up on our ass's