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A Grrrrran is simply your really angry granny.
“Yo son, meet me up on the corner spot ‘bout 11”
“Sorry kid my Grrrrran ain’t feeling letting me out after she caught me smokin in tha back shed”
Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.
The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.
2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.
Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch
"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."
The typical funk of chronic, bars and liquor barrels from bistros and bars. Some wordplay on "sense." The idea came while bumpin E40 "Street Sense." This can be elaborated on in many ways.
They caught the vapours and street scents literally funnelling from the dispensary beside the bar down on Kingway and Vic