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{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
loos tee flot-suhm
Noun
the small particles of loose tea leaves etc... that have could not be filtered out of a freshly brewed cup, mug, or tea pot of hot tea when loose tea is used instead of tea bags.
Professor Stiffupperlip: You were particularly careless today with my tea, Sarah. Far too much debris has exfiltrated into my Earl Grey.
Sarah, the teacher's assistant: Sorry Professor, that's just loose tea flotsam. I'll get you another cup. Perhaps, you should use tea bags instead of loose tea leaves for your morning cup of tea?
Professor Stiffupperlip: PERISH THE THOUGHT!
{koh-dak-blok}
noun- When ones cheap, rubishy cameraphone or ancient brokedown point-and-shoot prevents the user from getting something better then blurry ugly photographs. This camera tech incompentence usually happens when the photographer needs to photograph fast action shots, really important family and/or friends based events, barely lit or unlit nighttime photos, etc....
verb- to obstruct a photographer's attempt to shoot a good photograph which is a photo that's clear, crisp, well framed and its subject(s) can be identifiable by most people who looks at the image by simply being a cheap and crappy and/or broken smartphone camera or point-and-shoot camera.
Related forms
kodakblocking
kodackblockable
kodackblocked
The morning after the wedding reception, Diane realized that her refurbished iPhune's camera kodackblocked her as all of her photographs were either too overexposed and blurry with its cheap uncontrollable flash or too underlit, underexposed, and blurry. Either way, no one or thing in the photographs could actually be identified in any of the flubbed photographs.
{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}
noun
1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.
2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
Setting: End of blind date.
Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'
Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)
Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?
Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).
End scene.
{kon-ahr-tist}
noun, Informal.
1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.
2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.
3. See also media whore.
Abramović's set up a temporary site installation of her pissing on a golden toilet reading the New York Post for 7 hours a day and getting paid in the six figures by the Koch Brothers? That bit of performance art is crap. Con-artists like here are the worst.
{truhmp-ee-uh n} When an uneducated/undereducated opinion or baseless rumor is repeated enough over time that it become believed by a certain population set to be fact.
Donald Trump's dangerously racist obsession with President Barack Obama's citizenship status was wildly yet appropriately trumpian.
abbreviation: Oh my fucking Batman! (used to express surprise, alarm, etc. esp in emails, text messages, etc)
Also, omfb, omb.
Jeff Albertson @ComicBookGuy 5s #OMFB Jim Lee and Frank Miller are making cameo appearances on Gotham (2014) as well as The Big Bang Theory (2007)