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{truhmp-ee-uh n} When an uneducated/undereducated opinion or baseless rumor is repeated enough over time that it become believed by a certain population set to be fact.
Donald Trump's dangerously racist obsession with President Barack Obama's citizenship status was wildly yet appropriately trumpian.
Upside-Down Mexico:
Uhp-sahyd doun mek-si-koh
noun
a nation in N North America: a member of the Commonwealth of Nations. 3,690,410 sq. mi. (9,558,160 sq. km). Capital: Ottawa.
Also known as Canada
As seen on the Colbert Report, 11/05/13
Crack smoking big city mayors? Legalized pot? Canada is the Upside-down Mexico.
noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
{foo-dee-poc·a·lypse}
1. pseudonymity, symbolic imagery, and the expectation of an imminent cosmic cataclysm in which Gawd or Dog or god or the powers that be destroys the ruling powers of foodie evil and ultimately the entire world because of some monstrous #Frankesteinian food porn hybrid that was birthed into the world solely to grace #Millenials #Instagram accounts.
2. a great food porn disaster •an Instagram apocalypse
As I took a bite of the spaghetti donut from that unholy pop up restaurant at this year's Smorgasburg, I pondered the 2000+ calorie monster milkshakes that were the fad of this season and knew the foodiepocolypse will be coming soon to wipe the human species off the face of the Earth.
Main Entry: DIC (dik)
Function: abbreviation
–noun
a "hypothetical" and mostly unacknowledged global organization existing to keep wayward and troubled teenagers (read as all teenagers) detained and "occupied" at high school as long as allowed after the official school hours without violating their habeas corpus rights.
Origin:
D(etention) I(ndustrial) C(omplex) Akin to the Military Industrial Complex or the Prison Industrial Complex.
This collective DIC exists to profit off the sweat and tears of all bored and restless teenagers in the developed world.;
Boyfriend: "Do you want to get a slice of pizza after school today?"
Girlfriend: "I can't. The DIC is conspiring to keep me late after school in detention for the rest of the week. Just because I dared called Ayn Rand, teacher's favorite fascist writer, a selfish and callous wench!"
-adjective
1. engaged in ingenious activities
2. characterized by cleverness or originality of problem solving
—Related forms
hy·per·in·ge·nu·i·tive, adjective
su·per·in·ge·nu·i·tive, adjective.
The Doctor acting under the everlooming stress of another day's global genocide, saved the human race with his superingenuitive manipulation of his sonic screwdriver, a box of paperclips, a case of steel wool brillo pads, and the guts of a Nintendo 3ds.
{soo-per-nich}
noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
Filmphile: I'm fascinated about chairs in movies and how filmmakers visually and symbolically them in films.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.