handlebaricide

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NOUN

1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer

When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.

This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.

burgerphile

–noun {bur-ger-fahyl}
a person or foodie connoisseur who is especially interested in burgers and cheeseburgers be they're concoctions of fast food chains, hip bars, chic cafes, or gourmet bistros.

Jill, clucking in disgust: Where you get this turdburger from?! Micky Dipshits?!
Jack, sullenly: What?! You said you were craving a cheeseburger!
Jack's friend: You louse!! You've been dating Jill for 6 months and you still haven't read her foodie blog. She's a bloody cutting edge burgerphile ya fool. A cold tasteless McDonald's burger?! What an ass!

Planetnivore

noun {plan-it-nuh-vawr}
an animal, alien, planet, or star that eats an entire planet or planets.

related forms:
planetnivorous, planetnivoral

The Hubble space telescope has spotted a planetnivore star in the act of devouring a codependent planet that is orbiting around that star as reported in a science article published in the CS Monitor.