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The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.
I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.
University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.
Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
the second preferred device of an avetard that they will use to get high, just like the dab rig, they cannot handle this at all and will be extremely cooked, this device will also be supplied by froomie since he is the plug for anything weed related
Aye Froomie said we can use his dab pen today and take it to the party to get high
An estimated time of arrival according to an avetard. This time should always be multiplied by 10 whenever you hear it from an avetard's mouth because an avetard is very slow and just operates at a very slow pace. You should be prepared to wait for an eternity if you are expecting an avetard to come through on time and you should also be examined for a mental disability because you actually thought an avetard would be on time.
**playing 2k, about to run rec**
Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec?
Noah and Henry: Yea bet
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long?
Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes
Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up
**the avetards go downstairs to take dabs**
**20 mins later**
Noah: Ight we back, let's run it
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA
Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot
Stands for one of the following forms of motherfucker: motherfucker, motherfucking, motherfuck. The form that is used depends on the context of the situation.
Aye Henry, let's go give that ese the MF work.