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de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.
Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!
Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.
When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!
beat around the bush means to jack off.
When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!
chow down at the Y means to eat dick.
A lot of us cadets like to chow down at the Y!