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To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.
Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!
Buttercup is the name of my first pet cat, and also one of Matt's nicknames for me.
Buttercup used to sleep with me and purr!
A guy's asshole is the entry to one of his cum-holes where a dude can have an awesome pleasue-gasm.
My asshole is ONE of my cum-holes!
A guy's asshole is the entry-way to his fuck chute.
Four dudes stuck their boners into my asshole last night and fucked me silly!
downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!
A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.
Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!
A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.
We went on an all-cadet picnic, and the other cadets kept feeding me dick-dogs!