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A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!
go down on means to suck a guy's dick
Matt and I go down on each other nearly every day!
glory-hole tokens are quarter-like coins used to buy time in a glory-hole booth, and used by cadets to play cards with. We use them whenever we need a blowjob in Colorado Springs.
Matt and I won at cards last Friday night, and we decided to use some of our glory-hole tokens to get blowjobs!
masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.
My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!
A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.
If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!
To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.
Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!
Sit on it is what a guy says to another dude when he wants that guy to ride the peg - his big raging boner.
When I got back from the cadet showers, Matt, one of my roomies, was laying on his bed with a raging boner and he told me to sit on it!