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A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.
I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?
A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.
I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!
A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.
I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!
An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.
Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!
A liquid lunch is a meal that consists of cum sucked out of other guys' boners.
Sometimes I don't eat lunch at Seaton Hall -- I go to another dorm's restroom and have a liquid lunch!
pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.
When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!