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tha's when the girl she goes to get out and the guy opens the door and throews her shit out with her, so she donesnt have to go bakc in and get it all herself it's a nice gesture of chivalery
"get outta here bitch and take your damn cat too!"
Really really full of something, but nobody's sure just what it is or why!
man, that movie was so gluntford, i'm going to have to smoke some crack to figure it out!
hiding place for all my money
man, my rectum is so full of all my money, i have so much money i'm goin to have to get another rectum to put it all in. hey baby, coem here and let me put my money in your rectum!
goddamn hottest pornstar ever she's so hot the goddam is she hot or what just look at her!!!
I beat off to Lea De Mae fourteen times this week, and it's only tuesday!
when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling
with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds
they are my balls, and they are hairy
i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls
when your penis has been worn out from too much fucking or beating off
man, i can't go out tonight, i have dumpypenis!