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Archaic

1. An exceptional programmer known for breaking into some of the worlds most guarded systems by finding and executing new vulnerbilities on the fly.

2. This hax0r who is 13373r +h4n j00

Logging into CIA.gov...
Access Granted.

by webster November 04, 2003


Mother-in-lawlandia

The place where Clinical Psychologists living in Montana go when their dreams of a happy family life and frequent copulations are thwarted by lowlife social workers from Texas. The word is derived from an incident involving a Clinical Psychologist who became engaged to a divorced woman living in Texas with her two children. The psychologist attempted to convince the social worker that he would be a good father if he gave up custody rights and let his children move to Montana with their mother. To sweeten the deal, he explained that they could live in a house with a mother-in-law apartment.

For two years the Clinical Psychologist harassed the social worker through emails including an increasingly bizarre combination of insults and scientific literature reviews. He even tried to force the hand of the social worker by marrying and impregnating his ex-wife. When he finally became convinced that the social worker did not want to become a better father by giving up his children, he abruptly moved into the mother-in-law apartment, armed himself with a shotgun and a hook-on beard, and declared himself the ruler of the soverign nation of Mother-in-lawlandia.

After a shoot-out with ATF agents ended with his mortal wounding, the Clinical Psychologist was found muttering, "Including snow! Including snow!" which he continued doing until he expired.

Since this incident, any time a Clinical Psychologist living in Montana goes crazy after waiting until his late 30s to find a suitable mate who lives 5 hours away by plane and is thwarted for two years by her ex-husband in his attempt to set up a houshold with her in Montana, he is said to have gone to Mother-in-lawlandia.

If that crazy mother-fucking Clinical Psychologist doesn't hurry up and get laid, he'll end up in Mother-in-lawlandia.

by Webster February 12, 2005


chenxifei

the gal with a heart soo big it's gonna explode, but the stoopidity, well let's just say it's like eating shit out of a loyal dinna plate

by WEBSTER September 14, 2003


turd burgler

Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.

You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.

by webster September 19, 2004


Jer

The fuckin man. He owns everyone on a chat server called "chat.bolt.com." He is an elite hacker who puts kevin mitnik to shame.

<LyRiKa|> im 1337 as fuck yo
<Kevin_Mitnik> yes you are
<LyRiKa|> dizzam right, biatch

by Webster February 25, 2003


biology

The study of life.

Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.

Much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. Photosynthetic bacteria can be classified into four major groups....

see? no one cares.

by webster February 10, 2005


sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004