Oi

A common greeting used by Australians

Guy1: Oi

Guy2: Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mate

The definition of mate is a Australian way of calling your friend

Mate 1: oi mate can you toss me another Coopers (beer)

Mate 2: right on mate

*as he proceeds to toss the beer*

Jake

Big Dick, what can i say

Jake is big dick man

I hate life

Same Bro

Friend: I hate life

Me: Same bro