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A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.
Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.
An alternative description for the more commonly used noun 'bellend'. Often confused with the japs eye.
That bloke has had a prince Albert in his retrotwit
An empty masculine platitude meaning nothing at all.
J: If I don't get laid by the end of the year there's gonna be big trouble!"
Incriminating admission to sensitive older brother of past infidelities.
Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"
A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra
Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.