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Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.
(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.
(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.
(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.
(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.
This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.
Another way of saying 'awesomeness'.
The sheer awesemnity of the eclipse was incredible - everything went black!
A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.
When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
A massive, dark-skinned cock (usually black or latino).
Wow - I sucked an awesome latino cobra this afternoon at the gloryhole in the university library bathroom! Mmm-mmm good!
The chick that 'ooohs' and 'aaahs' in the classic Atari arcade game Klax.
I love it when I amaze the klax whore. Means I cleared that level pretty damned well.
(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.
(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.
(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!