Tits that look like octopus tentacles
Long floppy and dangling
Nasty
Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker
Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico
Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness
Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits
Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind
Empty as fuck
She has bunting bangers
The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece
You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess
Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles
Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me
Small triangular shaped squashy breasts 🔺️ 🔺️
Your boobs remind me of dairylea cheese triangles