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Cornets

Tits like ice cream cornets

Pointy, long, thin

She has tits like 2 cornets

by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020


Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty

Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021


Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms

What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits

by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020


Bunting Bangers

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck

She has bunting bangers

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021


Bare Shelf

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top

What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020


Wombles Noses

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles

Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020


Cheese Triangles

Small triangular shaped squashy breasts 🔺️ 🔺️

Your boobs remind me of dairylea cheese triangles

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020