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Empty saggy tits
Pass her a skipping rope it will be like watching fish in the flopper pond
Also what happens when the bra comes off ... flop
She has a lovely pair of floppers
Saggy floppy tits that flop down in relief when their bra is removed
Heads up and getting my floppers out
The act of rubbing oil into a womans swocket (the sweaty patch of skin underneath her empty saggy breast)
Lift that skin flap and rub that oil in there so she doesn't get a sweaty boob rash
I'm just going to srub this on for you honey
When your odd tits hang like hands of a clock pointing to 7:35
Limp empty lifeless but nonetheless good at telling the time twice a day
She has really droopy tits like 7:35 droopy ... seriously saggy
Tits that resemble 2 chicken patties
Floppy and flat and hardly any side profile
Looks at the state of my chicken burgers in this top
Squashy small empty tits like a marshmallow teacake
The integrity of the tit just collapses at the slightest touch
Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits
Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails
How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me