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Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef
Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat
Damn girl you got you some nasty biltong boobies
Tits that look like two chunky triangles
🍈 🍈 vs 🔺️ 🔺️
Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented
Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch
Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort
The miniature versions of floppers
Still empty, saggy, floppy tits but the handful variety
Same thlop and drop when the bra is removed
Same flap when she skips just on a smaller scale
Awww look at her little floppers, so pathetic
When you masterbate over anime porn more frequently than real porn
Thats the 5th time this week I have searched and wanked over Elastigirl's thicc arse. I think I have ANIME PSYCHOSIS
Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom
Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's
Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them
Tired tits
Tits that have given up the fight with gravity
Empty, deflated bags of skin
Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom
I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's