Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku
Only a true nerd will get this
All twileks are attractive
She has Lekku lumps
When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps
When you can't follow basic rules
Tier 4 for Christmas
Tits
Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat
How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it
Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs
A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out
1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles
4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy
7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet
9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print
11) Pointy nose
12) Skinny
Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️
Like the Pyramids of Egypt these tits have seen better days. Triangular, crumbling, weather beaten, relics of their former self
Your pyramid pair is almost touching your belly button. Shall I fetch some chips n dip?
When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side
Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers