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Lekku Lumps

Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku

Only a true nerd will get this

All twileks are attractive

She has Lekku lumps

by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021


Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020


Tier 4

When you can't follow basic rules

Tier 4 for Christmas

by Working Class Hero December 19, 2020


Avacados

Tits

Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat

How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it

Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs

Everyone loves Avacados

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020


how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020


Pyramid Pair

Like the Pyramids of Egypt these tits have seen better days. Triangular, crumbling, weather beaten, relics of their former self

Your pyramid pair is almost touching your belly button. Shall I fetch some chips n dip?

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020


table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

by Working Class Hero January 02, 2021