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When you lay on your back and your nipples disappear because your breasts are so empty and deflated
Sunk into the pool of floppy skin that was once a rounded boob
Feel free to retrieve my nipples from my quicksand tits with your tongue
Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug
How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove
When you give a massage to her when she is on her period and use her period blood as the massage oil
Tits so empty and floppy that they sit on her ribs like a rug. Most noticible whilst she is sitting, slouching, semi laying down
Also see shit tits
There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits
Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries
Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube
Jeez its colder than a witches tit tonight
When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child
2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass
When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child