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Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube
Jeez its colder than a witches tit tonight
When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child
2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass
When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child
Saggy
Awful
Wobbly
Floppy
Tits
Damn those tits are so S.A.W.F.T
Ugly Tits
Tits as ugly as Llamas
Look away she has Llama Lungs
Breasts that resemble upside down giraffes ossicones (horns/antlers) you know someone like this
2 useless lumps of gristle dangling from their clavicle
Those bristols look like upside down ossicone orbs
Empty floppy tits with no side profile
Nipple resides at the bottom of the breast
Look at the flip flops on that one
Breasts that resemble Gonzo's nose from the muppet show
She had tits like gonzos and really thicc thighs