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WHEN YO HEART BEAT TOO FAST AND YPURE SCARED OF CHECKING YOUR HEARTRATE
CHLOE HAS CARDIOPHOBIA
My BEST FRIEND. Tobi lives sonic and has sonic hair. I will bully anyone who messes with Tobi. Tobi has a groovy artstyle and loves drawing bears. KILEE is stinky and Tobis dad is very very fine
Me : *exists*
Tobi Miracle : I got sonic hair now
Me : bet *tobis dad walks in the room* AWOOOOOGA!!!! *my eyes pop out of my head and my tongue flops out of my mouth*
The act of sticking your dick in the mud
Camren : Big John just stuck his dick in the mud he just tround!!!
A warm liquid that could be either Yellow, Clear, or Red. Yellow means you suck nuts and are dehydrated, Clear means you eat nuts and aren't dehydratrd, Red means you busted a nut and you are in pain.
Person one : Dude i busted a nut now my pee is red :(
Person two : Damn i eat nuts so mines clear ;D
Reese Wilkerson is the hottest character from Malcom in the Middle, he’s kind of mean and has the IQ of a potted plant but, we love him. He has such a nice face and I really wanna give him a hug
Reese Wilkerson : **beats up a kid**
Me and everyone else : **melting from his hotness**
Mike Shinoda is a 5'11" sexy hunk of a man in a band called Linkin Park, he is the "glue" of Linkin Park and he was the one who started the band. He is the rapper and piano/guitar player. He sometimes sings and its beautiful. His nice deep voice make we wanna bust a fat nut and his black hair, and beautiful brown eyes than shine. His amazing smile that make's me go crazy. He's so adorable but hot and sexy at the same time. I'd sell all my limbs to meet him. He also had a side project in 2004 called Fort Minor. He's super photogenic and i have 318 photos of him in my phone.
Mike Shinoda :This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
Me : YES HES SO FINE **dies**
1. My favorite meat that is delicious and made from a cow, and without it we wouldn't have food like tacos, spaghetti, steak and burgers
2. When you have a problem with someone, someone has a problem with you, or you have a problem with each other
Person 1: man I love beef
Person 2: yeah I like seeing people fight
Person 3: yeah drama is fun
Person 1: i meant the meat, it's really tastey