A small village in upstate New York that is filled with a distinct smell of sulfur and dead bodies from daily sacrifices villagers take part in everyday at noon. This village is filled with corrupt police, angry inbred villagers that love causing riots, and roads that lead to nowhere.
Whatever you do, visit Sharon Springs, New York. It is a lovely place to live.
A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!
I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College
Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.
Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.
A little town located south from disease central, canajoharie. The town holds many annual events such as Beating Up Old People Day, maggot infested pancake eating contests, and the daily worshipping of the Gods of Roadkill. Yes, the town is probably a cult. There are may or may not be sacrifices involved…
Ames, Ny seems like a great, quiet place to live!
An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.
Canajoharie High School seems like a great place to send our kids!
The wrong way to spell Sage. Was probably dropped on her head as a kid, resulting in intense mental retardation. Oh and they have no sense of humor.
Who the hell names their child Sayge?!