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Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.
Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.
A little town located south from disease central, canajoharie. The town holds many annual events such as Beating Up Old People Day, maggot infested pancake eating contests, and the daily worshipping of the Gods of Roadkill. Yes, the town is probably a cult. There are may or may not be sacrifices involved…
Ames, Ny seems like a great, quiet place to live!
An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.
Canajoharie High School seems like a great place to send our kids!
The wrong way to spell Sage. Was probably dropped on her head as a kid, resulting in intense mental retardation. Oh and they have no sense of humor.
Who the hell names their child Sayge?!
Is Canajoharie, Ny’s neph-son. It is a place of crabby old people, Price Chopper, and drug addicts.
Let’s not go to Palantine Bridge, Ny, this town sucks!!!
Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.
If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.