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A place where incest is common. Everyone you know either has a neph-son, a sister-aunt, or brother/sister-cousins. Oh and beware of the red necks.
Oh man, I am never going to Fonda, Ny. Canajoharie is safer than this.
A small incest town located in Upstate, Ny. It’s technically it’s own country since the crackheads that live there have their own custom of jumping out in front of your vehicle as a way to greet you. Be sure to carry drugs presumably meth, crack, and weed. It’s their currency.
Fuck Fonda, Ny!
A town located near the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny. It is so tiny that everyone forget it exists. When they do remember, they groan. The town is nothing but one giant cult run by one family. Yes, family members make babies with one another and they slaughter any outsider who passes through their territory.
The intense fear of Charlie D’amelio. Symptoms include, crying profusely at the sight of Charlie D’amelio’s videos, shitting you pants and somehow enjoying it, and heart disease. Solution: don’t watch Charlie D’amelio.
I just shit myself. I think I might have Charliephobia.
The name of this village is misleading. There are no actual cherries in Cherry Valley. If there are, it is usually the inedible kinds or laced with cheap drugs. Oh and it does not actually exist. You are probably high from the cherries right now if your reading this.
Cherry Valley, Ny, serving drug laced cherries since 1988!
Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments
so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.
Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.