Random
Source Code
Random
A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”
Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”
“Did you see that guy fall down the stairs? He fell like a Titan.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
1. When someone in the relationship needs to be stable but it’s debatable which person is actually capable of that.
2. It’s debatable if you’re stable
1. Jennifer: “I think I trust Rachel more than Dana”
Jimmothy: “I don’t know. They’re stabatable”
2. Jennifer: “I’m not sure if she’s stable”
Jimmothy: “She gets to work on time but it’s stabatable. We took bets.”
Every winning team needs their rallyback girls. Rallyback girls are so much better than cheerleaders because all cheerleaders do is say go team. Rallyback girls tend to destroy everything from the other team while screaming “she ain’t no rally back girl” and “this my shit” as they flick off the opposing team. The only response to rallyback girls is with more rallyback girls, but that is a bad sign from the gods, like a bad omen or something. Smart people run away when the rallyback girls show up because they can’t deal with their shit.
Wildperson: “I found a new house but it was burned down.”
Kradger: “what happened?”
Wildperson: “the rallyback girls flicked me off, then said this my shit and burned it down”
Kradger: “this my shit”
It’s that walk you do when you need to hold in a poop. It’s not a normal walk, it involves jabbing your feet in a manner that looks like a penguin waddle mixed with an Ewok that is dancing to Cher.
I’ve been holding this poop in for hours to make it through this meet, time for me to jabberwocky to the bathroom.
Someone that totally sucks at life. Cookie Monster would never be rally bait because when he sees a cookie he takes it. Someone who is rally bait is less like Cookie Monster and more like Oscar. Oscar never leaves the trash can, he just waits for someone to come by and pops out with a grumpy face and no cookies.
“Don’t leave your cookies out, that guy will take them.”
“Nah, he’s just some rally bait.”
This word can be used in almost any phrase as a filler. It’s not exactly a stand alone kinda word because it needs other words to make it work. Using it alone sounds like Durka Durka, which only works in silly movies with puppets.
Person 1: hey you sono fa gun.
Person 2: I don’t like you, you sono fa dog.