periwinkle

The meaning varies with the usage of the word, typically applied as a substitute for common curse words such as; jerk, dick, asshole, bitch, cunt, african american, white people, and nerd.

mary: Leik ohmaigerd, that hoe is such a mother fucking periwinkle.

joseph: IKR!!?!

goofball

Cocaine smoked like Crack

My English Teacher forgot how to read following thirtenn goofballs

wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.

"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"

necropedebeastiality

The act or love of making whoopie with dead, baby animals. See also Richard Gere

"Hey Vern, Are ye up fer some necrawhatchamahoosit?"

txgf

Texas Gaming Festival, held in austin from time to time. Several hundred gamers and kilos of caffeine.

I am going to txgf in august

num nums

See Boogers

"Oh boy! Num nums!"

fart head

one whose head is full of farts!

"Your mom is a farthead!