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1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.
2. It can take the place of any other word.
1.You're such a monker.
2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.
The sexual act of whacking your circumcised penis against someone's forehead thus leaving a mark in the shape of the head of the penis that resembles a spade. It's gotta be a circumcised penis tho. Otherwise it don't look right, trust me.
Then I gave her the "Ace of Spades" and it hurt because I whacked her skull too hard.
The act of relaxing through drinking rum, as opposed to simply lounging about.
What are you doing this weekend?
Just sitting around and rumaxing.
A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.
"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."
>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.
"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"