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The word for the occurrence of multiple tabs or windows of Facebook open at the same time only because one gets tired of no activity on Facebook but assumes that when he/she opens another tab a notification or something exciting will pop up.
Cindy was had nothing to do so she was opening booktabs all day.
The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some
TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!
Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.
Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some
TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!
Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment
When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart
Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike
Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books
Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!
Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol
Mike returns book
ESPN's very own adult only channel featuring the world's top sexthletes and top news including any sexual charges such as rape, domestic abuse etc.
STEVE: Hey Joe did you hear about the new rape charges against Ben Rothlisberger?
JOE: Nah man what channel was it on???
STEVE: ESPN69
Hi I'm An Annoying Fuck And I Like To Make Annoying Acronyms For Long Sentences Because I Have Nothing Better To Do Because Everyone Hates Me. Also refers to people who talk in acronyms either on facebook or aim etc.
Because Josh had no friends and thought he was funny he made lots of annoying aconyms which made him a HIAAFAILTMAAFLSBIHNBTDBEHM
Julie: HWU? (Hey What's Up?)
Aaron: What?
Julie: ISHWU?! (I Said Hey What's Up?!)
Aaron: No one likes you!!!!!!!!!!
A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!