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extremely overweight and slow
We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.
Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.
an advantage that comes of living in a city.
Country bumpkin: Wow! So many bookstores and movie theatres and restaurants!
City dewller: Simple urbantages, my friend.
Dyslexic for 'Death'.
Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.
when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.
The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.
a formed piece of metal, with a broad head and a shank that tapers to a point--
The carpenter said, "I have a hammer but I need anal."
So I gave him anal and he smiled.
Extreme yearning or anxiety due to the desire to fondle the breasts of a former lover.
He recalled is his first wife's beautifully shaped breasts,and was suddenly in the throes of melancholia and expectation.