Someone who gets a lot of puss.
Furby wishes he could get as much puss as Elmo the pimple mirror.
Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.
This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.
One who is seventeen years old.
Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks ripe.
A lego box is the nickname, and sometimes alternative to a urinal or toilet.
Fundo made a pee in the lego box because the bathroom was occupied.
Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.
Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.
A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.
Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.
another term for an erection or boner.
Fundo: Hey girl, I got a hard rock.
Girl: You own a cafe?!
Fundo: Yeah. Come get some coffee, bitch!