Bill Kristol

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like Bill Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

hit the trees

To smoke pot (probably comes from the resemblance of buds to trees).

I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono.

Devil's water

Devil's water - alcohol

while under the influence of the devil's water...

wartard

Any supporter of Operation Iraqi Freedumb.

Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.

Karl Rove

The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader.

Karl Rove: "You don't get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me."

Can

The "can" is an inferior fighter or player (often an unknown or one with a poor record) that is set against the favorite solely for the purpose of losing and making the latter look good. Comeback fights are often against cans.

I'm not going to bother watching the Crocop fight, he's up against some can and it's only going to last 30 seconds.

Republican Party

The homosexual pedophiles’ party. Dedicated to sheltering homosexual pedophiles.

RepublicanParty: Do I make you horny?
Underage_boy23: A little.
Republican Party: Cool.