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No one knows what this animal is.
Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.
Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*
Someone who has bad aim and cannot hit anything.
Someone missed the urinal because there is pee all over the wall. There must have been a stormtrooper in here.
Something only a Sith deals in.
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
Someone who deals in absolutes
Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
Someone who does not use their brain.
Teacher: You did not get a single question right on this test.
Student: I am a republican.
The democratic nominee in a presidential election.
Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
Life.
People who hate cobblestone are not grown up.
When people are grown up, they learn how great it is.
SSundee: Cobblestone=Life.
Crainer: I'm not grown up, I hate cobblestone.