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The democratic nominee in a presidential election.
Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2
Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.
Going against nature
The ability to cheat death is unnatural
"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"
The republican nominee in a presidential election
The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.