pedo

A person who is sexually attracted to children.
Short for pedophile.

Many priests are pedos.

make out

To engage in the sort of sexual banter witnessed in such 70s and 80s cinematic juggernauts like "Pretty In Pink," "St. Elmo's Fire" or anything else starring Molly Ringwald and / or a song by the Psychedelic Furs.

"Dude, did dhe make out with Ducky? Nah, man... he got to first with Blaine though."

DrKupo

Someone who totaly ownz me

DrKupo owns me.

mucksavage

Common Irish term for a country dweller or someone unfamiliar with urban life. These creatures thrive on Hang sandwiches and warm Fanta orange.

A: What's that funny looking thing in the corner?
B: That's a television you stupid mucksavage.

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

morde

Kickin' rad redheaded fox with green eyes

There was a morde along the other day. SHe was da bomb.