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A phrase that describes greatness, such as: a successful venture, a fantastic first date, scoring well on an important exam, an incredible journey, a fantastic night on the town, winning a game, feeling rested and rearing to embrace a new day, or just anything that's really really dope and satisfying, like traveling an hour and a half to a famous food stand that only accepts cash just to take a bite of their juicy delicious lovely burgers.
Diamond thief 1: Hey the security systems down, so we are lovely burgers. Do you have the millions of dollars worth of diamonds in your possession?
Diamond thief 2: Lovely burgers. Rendezvous at the helipad and let's get the f out of here.
Diamond thief 1: Roger. Lovely burgers. Out.
To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.
Tommy: where yall been?
Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you
"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."
Not to be confused with white boy weird
While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.
Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?
Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
When something is done quite well but you just can't leave it alone, and you keep fuckin with it until you fuck it up.
See also, 'white guy weird'
"Ya know, Ben, you made a great rap song, but then you had to keep fuckin' white boy weird with it, and now it's fucked up."
I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
Guy 1: wanna know what I think?
Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.
Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?
Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh