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north & south

Your mouth. Also known as your suck hole.

Person 1: I said -

Person 2: hey! Your north & south, close it! Shut your suck hole!

by benjaminblanco May 06, 2021


Bovino noir

it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.

yo bovino noir gets you drunk af and it kinda reminds me of a steak and cheese

by benjaminblanco October 05, 2021


cumzilla

When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight

bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla

by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021


Mumble Rap

Originally called "boy bands" back in the 1990s and early 2000s, mumble rap is a style of music mostly used by weird old dudes and douchey young dudes to masturbate to.

Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees

Boy 1: Hey do you still listen to Backstreet Boys and N'Sync while you masturbate?

Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.

by benjaminblanco April 23, 2021


Herbdick

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.

Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."

by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021