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Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.
person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...
Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)
Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan
Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?
Person 2: No way dude...
Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning
person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
The feeling of happiness and confusion one feels when your first tuft of pubes is realised.
Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks
Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.
When your nuts rub together while you walk because you have huge holes in your underwear.
Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking
Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too
When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants
Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation