aka Hicktown USA... where boys favorite cars are trucks which say GIT R DONE. People are happy if their corn grows an inch a year, the smell of mushrooms fill the air and make people sick to their stomaches.
You know you are in Unionville when,
You see random cows all over the place,
you smell the rancid smell of mushrooms from nearby Kennett,
You see a huge Wal Mart right in the middle of a random field
gambling term. usually found in poolrooms. Refers to:
1. Someone who's so afraid to lose a bet that they have to be coddled and convinced for an hour that they're going to have a great time and probably win, too. Eventually they may play, but by the time they get on the table the stakes are so low the table-time will eat any winnings you make.
2. someone who won't play unless they have a guaranteed sure win.
3. someone who'll squeeze a dollar 'til george's eyes pop out of the paper.
that guy's such a nit- he wouldn't bet a nickel that water's wet.
What people say when they want you to take something up with the gods or as a comeback
Trevor: “You cant go swimming here this is private property“ stRanger: “don’t talk to me SPEAK TO THE GODS”
When your implying fucking or loving someone
John :wanna study or love Bella:of course I’m on my way;)
When you dont get laid for a long time.
guy: I havent got laid for mounthes
chick : o, still cold in canada ?
a big hairy baby (AKA a full grown man who wears tighty whities)...Oh right, his back is hairier than his chest.