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(n.)An ornately decorated marijuana smoking apparatus, usually oversized.
Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."
Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"
A particularly sticky marijuana bud; a small chunk of pot that is tacky to the touch or has THC crystals that are obvious to those viewing it.
I left a resinous nug in the dash of Leo's Honda. I hope he didn't smoke it yet!
(n.) The mass slaughter of gerbils (typically by suffocation or crushing) attributed to Acadamy Award Winner Richard Gere's ass. Sometimes the mass slaughter of hamsters attributed to Mr. Gere's asshole are also included in this definition.
PETA admits that it's still unclear to this day just how many gerbils Richard Gere killed during the Gerbolocaust. All of the little bodies were never recovered and Mr. Gere has been uncooperative with the investigating organizations.
n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.
Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.
To perform felatio. To suck a penis.
Francine knows her way around a dick. That chick can play swallow the swan with me any time.
To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.
After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.
(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.
Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."
Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."